| Name | Age | Level | P1 | P2 | Availability | Years | AFV | Salary | Surplus | Low | Median | High |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eric Orze | 26 | Majors | SP | 5 | 2.9 | 0.8 | 2.1 | 1.7 | 2.1 | 2.5 |
Total Value:
2.1
| Name | Age | Level | P1 | P2 | Availability | Years | AFV | Salary | Surplus | Low | Median | High |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jose Siri | 29 | Majors | CF | Medium | 3 | 12.5 | 6 | 6.6 | 5.3 | 6.6 | 7.9 |
Total Value:
6.6
I'm very happy to see Siri go. I'm certain he sings songs about himself just like Beauty and the Beast antagonist Gaston. Siri has a file on his laptop labeled "selfies", and it's like 40 terabytes. When Siri goes to a carnival, his favorite attraction is the hall of mirrors. The guy would have worn his jersey backwards if they'd have let him, so that his name was featured more prominently than his teams. He farts in a ziplock bag so he can smell it later. At his child's kindergarten graduation, Siri pushed his kid out of the way so he could accept the diploma on his child's behalf. This Rays fans is happy to never cheer this garbage again.
Plus, this opens up a place for Soto. If the Rays play 81 games in a tiny park, they don't need a great defender who can't hit.